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The Noob Congression. Please come and Pledge your will!
|Subject: The Noob Congression. Please come and Pledge your will! Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:26 am|| |
This was written by but a Humble servant of Jushiro, The mighty Noob who determines what is and what is not in the world of RP. Please pledge your dedication to The almighty Noob, the only thing that awaits you at the end of the road is a spot in the world that will be ruled by Noobs.
Now then. Let us continue with the word.
Psalms 1: The prophecy of Noob.
Oh he typed. . . He typed upon the Chatbox in an unfamiliar way. This was RP mind you. He seemed as if the vision of God had entered
his mind. He as over joyed to share it with us.
Oh but how he was wrong, thought us all. Noobs control no power or
influence. How in the hell do they expect to own the site itself. He was but a Noob himself and his word fell on deaf ears. And so it was, He left. With him, another Noob, angered with the decision of the Staff. Then another; seeking council instead of criticism. The power the site had cometh from the Noobs and Was stripped by the Noobs altogether. Oh how many wished they would not have gone, for it only got worse after that, but to build a house. . . You have to level the landscape.
To be continued. . .
Oh the trip was long for Jushiro. He joined many a sites and decided to take control over the majority of the population on the sites; The Noobs. He needed nothing more than words to help the Noobs realize that they held more power then they knew. They quickly came-eth together and rebelled against the staff. If one Noob was wrong in a Certain Action, Denial was the first step. So long as the unthinking majority (The Noobs) sided with their own, They created the rules.
Jushiro's conquest came to an end when finally he came across one Noob. One particular Noob Who decided to evolve. This technically hath not been the end, it was merely a tool to access the end. The Grand architect was indeed he who was named Oxymoron. He who hath spread the word of the Anti-Munch.
Noobs everywhere were reminded of not only their skill (Lack there of) but reminded of their true role in the Rping world. The only reason they were Noobs is because They didn't try to step up, without the steps placed in front of thy Noob How will it evolve? The Anti-Munch project was just that for the Noobs. . . Little by Little The mighty Jushiro's ranks decreased. If Noobs weren't evolving they were trying, and they even acknowledged fault in their Posts after referring to the Anti-munch. After Going from the Bottom of the barrel to the Top of the World. . . The prophecy of the Mighty Jushiro was forgotten as well as his hold among the Noobs.
The Rping world was Safe once more without the disruption of Jushiro, everything was put back in it's proper place and quickly Forums forgot about the power of Noobs, the power that started dwindling when the mighty Jushiro's words came to a halt.
Jushiro was forced to evolve. For what it meant to be a Noob in the current world of RP was more disrespectful to those who held the title than those who held the title back in the days, said thy Noob. Though his reign cut short, Jushiro foresaw one more thing. . . His reign ended short because his prophecy wasn't fulfilled, he walked down the wrong road. The answer wasn't to take:
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|Subject: Re: The Noob Congression. Please come and Pledge your will! Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:14 am|| |
Blessed be the Noobs for they shall inherit the site.
|Subject: Re: The Noob Congression. Please come and Pledge your will! Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:43 am|| |
Psalms 2: Once more, With Feeling.
"He who is without Skill, shall typeth the first Word."
"Look down on me now, skilled Typist, but you will fall before my brethren"
"Judge me not for the length in my post, but for the sense I try to make."
"Make up for your lack in skill with madness."
"Blessed be the Noobs, for they shall inherit the Site."
Together We stand, Alone we fall
One word we utter, Never we stutter
Our names forgotten without respect
Calm, dexterity, we lack it we love it
dismiss us on a whim, ignore our view
Our only place is with you; Jushiro.
"Our power stretches as far as you will it! For you are the ones who joined, you are the ones with Power!"
"Have faith not in the Description, But in your ignorance!"
"If you are cornered REJOICE! For you are cornered with your brothers. Bring up a Random Topic, Nay, Refuse to be wrong!"
"The key to our Salvation lies not with Administrators panel, It lies with the Noobs."
"The only one at fault here is YOU! banning the Noob has sealed your fate and thus, Your site will forever be remembered as the Site that turned head to The Almighty Noob Jushiro. Never again will your have activity upon thyself or thy site!"
"The only error in my Post is that I didn't specify my attack, it's that I gave you the option of avoiding it."
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|Subject: Re: The Noob Congression. Please come and Pledge your will! Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:45 am|| |
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